So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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