plz talk dirty to me
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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