if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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