Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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