if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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