Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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