i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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