I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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