walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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