Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
time to smoke my breakfast
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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