# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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