she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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