The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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