I wanna bring you to show and tell
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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