I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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