Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
