DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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