i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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