walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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