Whod you bang
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize
