Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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