Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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