I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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