I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Randomize