Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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