if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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