it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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