my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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