Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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