Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
we should paint friendship bongs
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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