So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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