Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wish you could order shots online.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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