This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
