What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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