I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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