just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
