No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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