hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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