I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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