The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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