Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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