plz talk dirty to me
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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