this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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