3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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