I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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