i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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