Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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