I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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