on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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