i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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